Alpine Blue Ribbon

No one has ever hesitated before drinking a PBR, nor should you in climbing ABR.

Pitch 1: 5.6. Romp up the moderate terrain, finding the path of least resistance leading up and to the right. Magellan your way up to the anchors on

Flat Earth Two Ways

.

Pitch 2: 5.7. From the bolted belay, veer left to the left to the sailor's corner. The series of roofs and laybacks may look more difficult through the sextants of your fear than in reality. It's the trad way up, rejoining the second anchors of

FETW

after pulling through a roofy corner.

Don't fret if you get off-route, Cristobal Columbo thought he was on a whole different continent.

Descent: rap down

Flat Earth Two Ways

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Begin up the easy right-angling crack/ledge system to the right of the Prime Meridian crack that separates the Globe into two walls.

A doubles rack to a #2.