Cosmonaut Space-Jam Boogie

Eat your heart out, McCarthy!

Pitch 1: (5.8 offwidth). Scramble up the easy terrain to the tasty offwidth. There's face options if you're into that kind of thing, but we recommend jamming in your whole body and telling Nancy to not get worried if you can't come running for the dinner bell. Squirm your way up until the offwidth expels you to the rest of the climb. Find yourself on good stances with gear wherever you desire after the offwidth. Bring some chutney for the chickenheads that appear out of the ether, and enjoy the little jaunt to the anchors.

Pitch 2: (5.9 finger crack & layback). Leave the Cold War behind, and blast off into a beautiful finger crack, comrade! Enjoy a few small hand and finger jams until you pull through and get a nice stance. Sweat more than JFK during the Cuban Missile Crisis as you traverse out left (way more stable than it seems), and get some nice gear in a right-facing corner. Follow this until the crack runs out, then pull out left onto the ledge.

Descent: rappel down to the pitch 1 anchors or anchors on

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, 5.10.

Find the right facing corner way up above you. Below that is the veritable Prime Meridian that splits the Globe into 2 features.

Doubles to a 4.