Bitchez Get Stitchez!

This line was bolted and cleaned by Marcus Garcia, Timmy Tormmy, and myself. (I don't know why a 35 foot route took three people to bolt? I guess we were to busy slapping each other's asses). None of us could woo this sassy little frassy for over a year (also because we were to busy slapping each other's asses). It took the suave and cultured hands of local stud muffin, Evan Blare (sorry girls, he's taken), to unlock the chastity belt and de-flower this sexy little thing! LIKE A BAWS.

If you want beta and shit, sack up and climb it yourself!

Clip first bolt on Diviturded, then go left. If your hands start disappearing behind gigantor buckets, you're an idiot and you're on Diviturded. Lower to the ground, have your belayer kick you in the ass and try again. That is all.

Rusted old boltz that will rip and you will die, or something like that.