Slim Shady

AKA:

The Real Slim Shady,

This route is freestyle’n. A real battle... Start on obvious jugs, get your palms ready, make sure they ain’t sweaty, don’t move up left and touch moms spaghetti. Move up right and be realisticle. Back up left and grab the testicle. Get set up to make a long throw, don’t miss your chance to blow, this opportunity only comes once in a quickdraw yo.

But for real, be a thug and make it to the top.

Furthest route to the left. Faces downstream

Huge bolts with perma-draws